The Stool-ite Eight is set, ladies and gentleman. We've wiped out 8 pooping catalysts and are left with the best in the biz. The competition is getting hotter now and with that we're bound to get a few bacon strips in the undies. Lets get to the matchups...
1. Chipotle vs 9. Sloppy Joes
4. Natty Light vs. 5. Refried Beans
15. Chili's Texas Cheese Fries vs. 10. Cheesy Gordita Crunch
3. Chili vs. 6. Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets
On one end of the bracket we've got some heavy hitters moving on. Chipotle should have no trouble with #9 Sloppy Joes in my opinion, but they are going to face a pooping behemoth in either Natty Light or Refried Beans. Whoever comes out of this bracket is going to be beaten up, just like walking out of the bathroom after a 30 minute sesh dealing with constipation.
At the bottom of our bracket we've got #15
Who will make it to the Muddy Four? Only Cousin Bern knows.
i dont know bout ya'll but my big money be on chipotle, that shits the shit nah mean
ReplyDeletescrew chipotle home slice natty splatty had me shootin from both ends for an hour last weekend, give em the trophy and call it a day
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