Double header today to make up for yesterday. One of the most talked about match ups falls into the night cap spot. Perennial power White Castle Burgers going up against the always dangerous Chili's Texas Cheese Fries. Let's get into it:
Texas Cheese Fries
Not sure if everybody has had these cheese fries or not, but they can go toe to toe with anybody in the bracket. Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries have been recognized by Men's Health as the worst food to eat in America, but they can't even shake a stick at Chili's version because of one thing: jalapeños. Those little suckers kick this grease pit up a notch. Add the jalapeños and it feels like shards of fiberglass are tearing apart your sphincter. Basically, think of vikings raping and pillaging the coast inside your intestines. Lot of regret when you put that show on.
White Castle
The opinion on White Castle seems to be completely split. Either they have the easiest run to the finals in the tournament, or they're going to get knocked out in the first round and nobody will miss them. My question to the doubters, have you ever really eaten White Castle? I mean, seriously eaten it? Scientists have studied White Castle burgers and found out that they transform white blood cells into grease. If you say you're ready to take on the world after a White Castle run then you're a lying, tough guy wannabe. White Castle is a pooping institution. Nobody wins with either of these guys, but only one can move on.
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