The 4 vs 13 seed is the most interesting matchup of the tournament thus far. It looks like it will be a blow out, it probably should be a blow out, but prunes still have some hope. Let's get into it.
Prunes:
Has anyone eaten a prune? Hell, has anyone ever even seen a prune? Natty wins this in a landslide until you consider some hard facts. Check out the 2013 Pant Pooper Power Rankings from Elias, charting which people shit themselves the most:
1) babies/ old people (tie)
2) drunk college kids
And you know what provides the anal fuel for those old folks? Prunes. You walk into a retirement home and ask about prunes, you'll get a knowing wink and a faint aroma of Hershey's butt chocolate. Prunes are for purists and traditionalists. This matchup is stat nerds vs classic pooping, and the old guys still have some fight. You might be surprised by how many folks in retirement homes are rocking the vote.
Natty
Natty light is a clear powerhouse in the bracket. It would not surprise a single person if they crush everybody. The problem is that Natty is basically Auburn during Cam Newton's year: everybody knows he cheated, they really shouldn't have let him play, but everyone swept that under the rug because he was fun to watch. With coffee and dip both facing tournament bans, it's hard to see how Natty tiptoed its way in. Natty is the only drink in this bracket, the only entrant that you could not physically survive on, and the only one that can leave you feeling miserable for an entire day. Those are the issues with voting for Natty. When it comes time to dance though, Natty sure does make some beautiful music.
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