(8) Cheesesteak vs. (9) Sloppy Joes

Game two pits two titans against each other: cheesesteak vs sloppy joe. Let's get to it.

Cheesesteak: 

Born in the shitty streets of Philly, it would seem appropriate that a food spawned by shit would produce some of the biggest bombs on the board. Generally made of low quality meat, the bread acts like a grease trap that builds up some force once it hits. You'll be stopped up until the moment of truth, where you'll burst like a pipe on a submarine. Everybody panics. Throw in cheese wiz on top of that and you're on the IR for two weeks for a lower body injury.

Sloppy joe:

Cue the mother fucking noise for this one.

Haven't eaten a sloppy joe in a long time, but when you consider the shits it gives you that's probably a good thing. This is a book you can judge by a cover, seeing how the book looks like a "cook" with questionable hygiene stepped out back to top off a bun with Catfish John's butt juice. 

This one should go to the wire.

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